Tweets by @MrFornicator added on Fun Tweets.


Jan 20 2011 Retweet
@MrFornicator
Theft solution: Tits. Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits.
Jan 13 2011 Retweet
@MrFornicator
Since women are always looking for ways to accentuate their boobs... I'm creating a new line of shirts with attached seat belts.