Dec 2 2017 Reply Favorite Retweet @OBiiieeee just walked in on my dad watching another dad mow their lawn on skype
Mar 23 2015 Reply Favorite Retweet @OBiiieeee dont google horses wearing jeans unless you have a good 12hrs to spare
Oct 14 2014 Reply Favorite Retweet @OBiiieeee i told this girl at the bar that im kinda popular on twitter and she sighed for 17 minutes straight the bartender timed it
Apr 23 2014 Reply Favorite Retweet @OBiiieeee A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us.
Jun 6 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @OBiiieeee John Goodman descends from the sky on his hang glider, scooping stray cats into his mouth like a pelican.
Feb 9 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @OBiiieeee The tv remote fell under the bed so I guess it's TBS, on an uncomfortably high volume, for the next 5 years.