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OverlandParker I just dozed off for a minute and woke up freaking out because I thought I missed my exit.

Retweet Favorite Aug 4 2011

OverlandParker Friday the 13th would be a lot more scary if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.

Retweet Favorite May 13 2011

OverlandParker Every time I hear someone say "The Lord works in mysterious ways," I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot.

Retweet Favorite Mar 16 2011

OverlandParker Sure, I'll spend $5 on a cup of coffee, but I draw the line at paying 44c to have someone travel 3000 miles to hand deliver a letter for me.

Retweet Favorite Feb 18 2011

OverlandParker Rest in peace Dave "The Diamond" Clancy, and any other celebrity I just made up.

Retweet Favorite Dec 21 2010

OverlandParker A moral compass is just a clock that isn't drunk enough.

Retweet Favorite Dec 11 2010

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