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OverlandParker
I just dozed off for a minute and woke up freaking out because I thought I missed my exit.
OverlandParker
Every time I hear someone say "The Lord works in mysterious ways," I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot.
OverlandParker
Sure, I'll spend $5 on a cup of coffee, but I draw the line at paying 44c to have someone travel 3000 miles to hand deliver a letter for me.
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Friday the 13th would be a lot more scary if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.
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