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Paxochka woman vs Food would be a very boring show where she gazes wistfully at the dessert menu and sighs.

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Paxochka Guys, if you want to make a girl moan, tremble, and scream: be a spider.

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Paxochka The most entertaining part of the Golden Globes is closeups of losing nominees struggling not to look like they just ate dog shit.

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Paxochka If you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my car keys, I'm telling them how much I love them.

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Paxochka Hell has an entire level devoted to gift wrapping.

Paxochka Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube.

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