@RadOrDie
"Let's get ready to bumble!!!" - Bees

@RadOrDie
Saw a vanity license plate that said "ILUVLUV." I hope she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield.

@RadOrDie
Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%.

@RadOrDie
I need to go Wal-Mart but I don't wear pajamas, I'm not a NASCAR fan and I'm not fat. This is what I call a conundrum.

@RadOrDie
If you have The Black Eyed Peas on your iPod, 2 things: number 1, you're stupid and number 2, you have peas in a pod.

@RadOrDie
When I'm high, I'll call some customer service number and choose the Spanish option just for the challenge.