Tweets by @RexHuppke added on Fun Tweets.


Jul 20 2010 Retweet
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I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, "Birdy-word-numberees."
Jul 14 2010 Retweet
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They say eating when you're bored is one of the worst things you can do but I think shooting kangaroos is at least equally bad.
Jul 8 2010 Retweet
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There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited but nobody ever shows up. I wish my pants would stop throwing parties. It's humiliating.
May 25 2010 Retweet
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Tonight the 3-year-old asked: "How did God make Himself?" I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
Apr 16 2010 Retweet
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Look, boss, all I said was, "I bet my raise is as big as your dick." Whether that's an insult or not is entirely up to you.
Apr 6 2010 Retweet
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"Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears." Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst.
Mar 31 2010 Retweet
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I love it when people use a hashtag at the end of a tweet to explain the tweet. #usingtheliterarydeviceknownassarcasmhere
Mar 20 2010 Retweet
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If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France.
Mar 9 2010 Retweet
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If my guitar weeped, gently or otherwise, the song I'd write would be called, "Holy Shit, My Fucking Guitar Is Weeping."
Mar 9 2010 Retweet
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I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts.
Feb 11 2010 Retweet
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I've got writer's bl I've got writer'ssssss somethinnnn somethin Writer's blah blah blah blah I'm going to get coffee.
Jan 25 2010 Retweet
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Text "SAVEUTAH" to 90999 and get Gary Coleman shipped to the millions in Haiti presently living without Gary Coleman.
Jan 21 2010 Retweet
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I had a winning lottery ticket but I couldn't cash it in before it expired and now I get nothing. I am *such* a Democrat.
Jan 19 2010 Retweet
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The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, "I'm king of the dentists!" The nitrous made it funny.