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Nice 35 yr. old unlit candle, every grandma in the world.
Nice 35 yr. old unlit candle, every grandma in the world.
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I’m ok with it if my son decides he wants Crocs. He has peanut allergy, so it’s not like people will hate him more than they already do.
I’m ok with it if my son decides he wants Crocs. He has peanut allergy, so it’s not like people will hate him more than they already do.
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Sorry about your storm, East Coast…someone here in CA just bought the last chocolate croissant, so we’re all soldiers of adversity today.
Sorry about your storm, East Coast…someone here in CA just bought the last chocolate croissant, so we’re all soldiers of adversity today.
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I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys. Also, my car.
I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys. Also, my car.
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If you walk into Whole Foods with a McD's cheeseburger, you'll be dragged to the meat locker & gang banged with a free range chicken wing.
If you walk into Whole Foods with a McD's cheeseburger, you'll be dragged to the meat locker & gang banged with a free range chicken wing.
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Cut the shit, people who think I'm going to share my arm rest at the movie theater.
Cut the shit, people who think I'm going to share my arm rest at the movie theater.