@SarahKSilverman
Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

@SarahKSilverman
On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel.

@SarahKSilverman
The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade.

@SarahKSilverman
I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope.