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Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut.
Purell is 99.8% effective in reminding you about your paper cut.
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You lost me at "my psychic said.."
You lost me at "my psychic said.."
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I don't think this girl on Facebook will "survive" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted.
I don't think this girl on Facebook will "survive" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted.
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I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit.
I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit.
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If you're thinking about making a sex tape, don't, you're 50.
If you're thinking about making a sex tape, don't, you're 50.
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Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie.
Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie.