@SethMacFarlane
"The world will end December 21st, 2012!" ...said the guys who practiced human sacrifice, thought the sun was magic, and worshipped corn.

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You kids don’t remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys.

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A good rule of thumb is to never be in Liam Neeson’s movie family.

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All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as cool as talking into a desk fan.

@SethMacFarlane
"Rest this big wireless transmitter on your balls for several hours a day. I'm sure it's fine." -- laptop computers

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Hey other men: I'm tweeting this from your mom's phone. The implication being that she's sexually promiscuous: a big insult in our culture.