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A row machine that actually moves around the gym.
A row machine that actually moves around the gym.
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Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it.
Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it.
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Did you know that there is a little lonely man inside automatic towel dispensers that gives you a towel because he's happy you waved to him?
Did you know that there is a little lonely man inside automatic towel dispensers that gives you a towel because he's happy you waved to him?
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I'd rather straddle a hot pocket right out the microwave wearing no underwear than take down these Xmas decorations in a few weeks.
I'd rather straddle a hot pocket right out the microwave wearing no underwear than take down these Xmas decorations in a few weeks.
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It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house.
It's a fun and games til I get super drunk, flip the Monopoly board and tell everyone to get the hell out of my house.
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If u didn't go inside the voting booth & yell "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" like you're the Wizard of Oz, then I hate u.
If u didn't go inside the voting booth & yell "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" like you're the Wizard of Oz, then I hate u.