TequilaTears
I'm not sure if my foots been asleep for the last 3 days or if I have diabetes.
I'm not sure if my foots been asleep for the last 3 days or if I have diabetes.
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Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.
Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.
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I get so many panic attacks, that If I was a wrestler my signature move would be 'The Chest Clutch', where I get pinned as I grab my chest.
I get so many panic attacks, that If I was a wrestler my signature move would be 'The Chest Clutch', where I get pinned as I grab my chest.
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Save your suggestions for the Krispy Kreme complaint box you retarded blob of cellulite.
Save your suggestions for the Krispy Kreme complaint box you retarded blob of cellulite.
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The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up.
The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up.
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I like to bring bags of winter clothes into strip clubs and tell them to cover up. Then yell how they're embarrassing the family.
I like to bring bags of winter clothes into strip clubs and tell them to cover up. Then yell how they're embarrassing the family.