May 25 2021 Retweet @TheAndrewNadeau Imagine a kid repeatedly failing a captcha and that’s how he learns his parents adopted a robot.
May 2 2021 Retweet @TheAndrewNadeau Your story reminded me of a related story. Well, not really related. It reminded me I like to be the one talking.
Apr 25 2021 Retweet @TheAndrewNadeau Realistically there’s no reason Superman has to stay in that pose while flying he could be sitting up and pretending to drive an invisible bus.
Nov 29 2020 Retweet @TheAndrewNadeau I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea
Aug 18 2020 Retweet @TheAndrewNadeau The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.