@TheFearBoners
The thing that frightens me the most about being brutally murdered is having Nancy Grace screeching about the details of it on primetime tv.

@TheFearBoners
My SUV is looking festive with the reindeer decor, even though I tried swerving to avoid hitting it.

@TheFearBoners
I'm not saying I've had a lot to drink, but my foot just fell asleep so I drew dicks on it.