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A terrible name for an R&B group would be Boyz IV Men.

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CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north.

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Hope nobody has a video of me trying to get the fourth corner of a fitted sheet over the mattress.

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All of the other reindeer would probably bitch passive aggressively about Rudolph if they had Twitter accounts.

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Tried explaining Twitter to my dad, but his "why would you want to do that?" argument was pretty bulletproof.

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If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour.