Apr 28 Reply Favorite Retweet @TheTweetOfGod Homophobia is a sacred union between a man and his bigotry.
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Mar 28 Reply Favorite Retweet @TheTweetOfGod If you asked Jesus on the cross what he wanted the holiday marking his death to be called, "Good Friday" would not have leaped to his mind. Part of a collection
Mar 26 Reply Favorite Retweet @TheTweetOfGod Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot.
Mar 12 Reply Favorite Retweet @TheTweetOfGod This would be the worst possible time for a fire to break out in the Sistine Chapel. Part of a collection
Mar 11 Reply Favorite Retweet @TheTweetOfGod What happens in vegans stays in vegans, unless they eat fiber.