@WhaJoTalkinBout
hostess: how many people for your table? me: like a trade?

@WhaJoTalkinBout
waitress: *showing me around the restaurant* welcome, is this your first time? me: no no I've eaten food before

@WhaJoTalkinBout
[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?

@WhaJoTalkinBout
I don't know how to tell some of my T-shirts that we will never see their band again.

@WhaJoTalkinBout
I'm so high, I just tried to Google "My favorite songs".

@WhaJoTalkinBout
Used to be that multiple communication devices meant you're a drug dealer, now I'm not sure which of these toddlers to buy from at the park.