@WhitneyCummings
Netflix and Chill makes me miss Blockbuster and dry hump

@WhitneyCummings
Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're incessantly instagramming photos of it?

@WhitneyCummings
Having watched the entire season of a show before me doesn't make you better than me, it makes you more unemployed than me

@WhitneyCummings
guy next to me on my flight is just staring forward. no movie, no book, nothing. so its been nice knowing you I'm about to be murdered

@WhitneyCummings
If you mention "leg day" on a first date we will not be going on a second date

@WhitneyCummings
I feel like dinner parties are secretly competitions about who watches the most news and documentaries