May 16 Favorite Retweet YUCKYBOT I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
May 15 Favorite Retweet YUCKYBOT I hope there's not a huge turnout at my Claustrophobic's Anonymous meeting tonight.
May 4 Favorite Retweet YUCKYBOT I had a second stomach surgically attached so I could finish my fries from Five Guys.
Apr 15 Favorite Retweet YUCKYBOT Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business.
Mar 13 Favorite Retweet YUCKYBOT If you make that Civic muffler loud enough, you can drown out your dad's voice calling you a worthless piece of crap. Almost.