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the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets.
the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets.
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its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup
its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup
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i dont see why i should have to brush my teeth. you dont brush the rest of your bones, do you? its ridiculous.
i dont see why i should have to brush my teeth. you dont brush the rest of your bones, do you? its ridiculous.
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i put grape soda in my mini super soaker and i'm squirting it into my mouth. this is how you turn a monday, into a funday.
i put grape soda in my mini super soaker and i'm squirting it into my mouth. this is how you turn a monday, into a funday.
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the sign at this subway bathroom says employees must wash hands. ive been waiting for them to come wash my hands for an hour. nothing.
the sign at this subway bathroom says employees must wash hands. ive been waiting for them to come wash my hands for an hour. nothing.
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when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think
when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think