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happy mother's day let's all get together and celebrate by going to a restaurant and staring at our phones.
happy mother's day let's all get together and celebrate by going to a restaurant and staring at our phones.
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next time you're considering wearing a fedora just think "what would jesus do?" because jesus wouldn't wear a fedora.
next time you're considering wearing a fedora just think "what would jesus do?" because jesus wouldn't wear a fedora.
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if you say "summer" in the mirror three times a white girl in giant sunglasses drinking an iced coffee will appear and take selfies with you
if you say "summer" in the mirror three times a white girl in giant sunglasses drinking an iced coffee will appear and take selfies with you
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Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012
Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012
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and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family.
and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family.
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if you stabbed me i would probably bleed pizza sauce.
if you stabbed me i would probably bleed pizza sauce.