@alyssalimp
Why don’t planes board by seat number??? Could be so simple instead it’s like 5000 insane groups “now boarding those with brown hair next up those who DO not eat fish”

@alyssalimp
The suburbs are powerful. No matter how strong you think you are, by day two you’re eating dinner at 4 and asking what the weather’s looking like tomorrow

@alyssalimp
i haven't remembered a new person's name since 2011

@alyssalimp
A plane? Get here four hours early, let us X-ray you and bring birth certificate or we CANNOT let you board A train? Show up as we roll in bring whatever you want we’re not gonna check your ticket love you

@alyssalimp
Just saw a quote that said “you did not wake up today to be mediocre” and it’s like ummm yes I did it’s a tuesday

@alyssalimp
It’s crazy how when I was a teenager I was so intimidated by other teenagers but now that I’m older and wiser I’m like whaaaat why am I still so intimidated by teenagers