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I referred to someone as a "whore" then apologized....I knew no one would ever pay for that, even if she hung herself on the clearance rack.

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For those who believe that size doesn't matter....would you be satisfied if your woman brought you a small sandwich?

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I just shortened my to-do list by 90% simply by crossing off everything that would cause me to make the evening news.

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Thanksgiving was like the last supper for the Indians.

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With as much as Adobe nags me to update, I feel like I should have its surname and be making it sandwiches all the time.