@aparnapkin
one of the worst kinds of eye contact is with anyone waiting for a table in a restaurant when you are sitting at a table

@aparnapkin
i am "furiously googling three of the references you just made" years old

@aparnapkin
nothing like being the first one on a conference call to show everyone who’s not boss

@aparnapkin
any time i update my phone or computer, it feels like we’re on a couples’ retreat & have to relearn how to love each other again

@aparnapkin
shazam but for whether everyone is understanding the references in a conversation

@aparnapkin
if you don’t have something nice to say, there’s a good chance you are thriving online