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Oct 9 2010 Retweet
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I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things.
Aug 23 2010 Retweet
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I think I speak for Earth when I say that I'm ready for Justin Bieber to turn to hard drugs and squander his wealth, eventually losing fame.
Aug 5 2010 Retweet
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My suggestion for Reebok's new marketing campaign: "Nike: Just Do It; Reebok: Do Whatever Feels Right -- We're Not Dictators"
Jul 23 2010 Retweet
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At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: "the cat's out of the bag"?
Jul 5 2010 Retweet
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Another sequel in the "The Fast and the Furious" series was announced today. We can only assume it will be called: "5 Fast 5 Furious".