May 7 Reply Favorite Retweet @bazecraze The name is Bond. James Bond. James Melvin "Crazy Legs" Bond.
May 2 Reply Favorite Retweet @bazecraze The fact that you can feel sad, then listen to a song and feel better proves that feelings are stupid.
Apr 16 Reply Favorite Retweet @bazecraze The Statue of Liberty's torch sure is good at surviving apocalypses.
Apr 3 Reply Favorite Retweet @bazecraze If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?
Mar 31 Reply Favorite Retweet @bazecraze Hey Jesus, way to rise again on a day we already have off. Part of a collection