@benmarvin
Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet.
Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet.
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I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day.
I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day.
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I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now.
I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now.
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I just posted "How do I find answers using Google.com?" on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
I just posted "How do I find answers using Google.com?" on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
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I'm like a cupcake, I'll go straight to your ass, girl.
I'm like a cupcake, I'll go straight to your ass, girl.
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Would you people tweet something funny so I can steal it already? I need to update my Facebook status.
Would you people tweet something funny so I can steal it already? I need to update my Facebook status.
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I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president.
I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president.