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Every time I see of a white person being killed by a wild animal in captivity, I think…Animal Cracker!
Every time I see of a white person being killed by a wild animal in captivity, I think…Animal Cracker!
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It only took three years but I finally finished eating that box of taquitos from Costco.
It only took three years but I finally finished eating that box of taquitos from Costco.
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I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats.
I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats.
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I have to go stand in it or no one will fucking believe me. – Weathermen
I have to go stand in it or no one will fucking believe me. – Weathermen
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I wish I could find a girl that loved me as much as she loves her hair.
I wish I could find a girl that loved me as much as she loves her hair.
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I would’ve been an actor, but I was afraid of being cast as the idiot that throws his gun when he runs out of bullets.
I would’ve been an actor, but I was afraid of being cast as the idiot that throws his gun when he runs out of bullets.