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Sep 10 2010 Retweet
@cummyturdBurger
Nothing turns me on more than listening to a woman discussing her diet & what she ate today. Except for everything else in the entire world.
Sep 7 2010 Retweet
@cummyturdBurger
I wonder what the bees inside Wilma Flintstone's vibrator talked about: "Another fight with Fred? Looks like we're working overtime again."