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I never forget a face. Every time I see one I'm like "yep, that's a face".

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Leonardo DiCaprio keeps breaking into my dreams trying to sell me life insurance.

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I'm not playing "hard to get". I'm playing "hard at interpreting social cues".

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Numbers 1 through 5 on my bucket list are just different places I'd like to take a nap.