Dec 16 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @djsoltrix Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up. Submitted by @dj_soltrix
Nov 11 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @djsoltrix Whenever it gets super cold outside, my penis exchanges its erection with my nipples. Submitted by @dj_soltrix
Oct 24 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @djsoltrix Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well. Submitted by @dj_soltrix
Aug 25 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @djsoltrix Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires.
May 23 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @djsoltrix Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs.