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I'm really glad the Revolution happened in the 1770s. If it happened this decade we'd all just sign a petition saying we hate the King

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RT if you just read Facebook for the ads

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Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever.

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I love it when websites pop up a box to make me subscribe to read, and I always enter my real email address because it's important.

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BREAKING: Supreme Court begrudgingly agrees poor people are "kinda people too" in a 5-4 decision. Poor white people outraged.