@famouscrab
some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what

@famouscrab
evryone shutup im trying to paper mache my dog but he keeps trying to reading the newspaper articles

@famouscrab
space is stuped if im wanted to go somewhere where i cant breathe i would just stand next to a girl

@famouscrab
Warning: password is case sensitive. password i think ur case is cute dont woorry so much

@famouscrab
you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous

@famouscrab
im a normal guy.. i put on my pants on the exact same normal amount of leg way you do. i kno that number. im a nomal guy