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If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder.
If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder.
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Is anyone on Twitter named Sarah Connor? If so, where do you live? Nothing to worry about, just a simple survey for my neural net processor.
Is anyone on Twitter named Sarah Connor? If so, where do you live? Nothing to worry about, just a simple survey for my neural net processor.
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Some Mexican guy just tackled me & put silver/grey tape all over my belly then ran away... I was ab-duct-taped by an alien. (I'm so sorry)
Some Mexican guy just tackled me & put silver/grey tape all over my belly then ran away... I was ab-duct-taped by an alien. (I'm so sorry)
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If a stripper got "$20" tattooed on each asscheek, she could bend over & say "Hindsight's $20/$20!" ...What a money maker!
If a stripper got "$20" tattooed on each asscheek, she could bend over & say "Hindsight's $20/$20!" ...What a money maker!
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The only thing worse than finding out you were given up for adoption would be finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.
The only thing worse than finding out you were given up for adoption would be finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.
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If ifs & buts were candy & nuts, the first part of this sentence would read "Candy candies & nuts were candy & nuts." ...Confusing, right?
If ifs & buts were candy & nuts, the first part of this sentence would read "Candy candies & nuts were candy & nuts." ...Confusing, right?