Aug 18 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @friedmanjon I can't wait until I'm 69. It's going to be hilarious.
Aug 8 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @friedmanjon S&P to downgrade Twitter to 120 characters. Part of a collection
Jun 7 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @friedmanjon Now that he's apologized, Anthony Weiner can move on and feel lucky that there's nothing about this that will serve as a constant reminder. Part of a collection
May 31 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @friedmanjon "Sorry I'm late, but let me explain." -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation
Sep 24 2010 Retweet @friedmanjon That really wasn't nice of Dorothy to say "I'll miss you most of all" to Scarecrow with Lion & Tin Man standing right there.
Apr 13 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet @friedmanjon I hope this new health care bill also includes every American's right to a lollipop after leaving the doctor.