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funnyoneliners "I drive like lightening." "You drive fast?" "No. I hit trees."

funnyoneliners Now my friends all hate me because I've been keeping my enemies closer.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Jan 21 2010

funnyoneliners Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Jan 16 2010

funnyoneliners The neighbors love it when I practice piano. They break my window to hear me better.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Dec 29 2009

funnyoneliners I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Dec 27 2009

funnyoneliners I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know.

Tweet or user no longer exists. Only old retweeting is available. Retweet Dec 20 2009

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