@giromide
Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?

@giromide
This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

@giromide
My son just chewed gum during his entire bath. I eagerly await a cease-and-desist order from Burt Reynolds's attorney.

@giromide
A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused.