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gotmyhairdid I'm starting a magazine called "Jugs". It's mostly about pottery.

gotmyhairdid Stranger with a black eye is trying to talk to me. But I'm not going to respond cause it's pretty apparent she doesn't listen.

gotmyhairdid I hate waiting in lines. Hurry up and pick a suspect already.

gotmyhairdid Cops: "Please step out of the car" Me: "I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."

gotmyhairdid They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it.

gotmyhairdid Just changed my dating profile headline to: "Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives" ...crossing my fingers

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