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gotmyhairdid
Stranger with a black eye is trying to talk to me. But I'm not going to respond cause it's pretty apparent she doesn't listen.
gotmyhairdid
They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it.
gotmyhairdid
Just changed my dating profile headline to: "Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives" ...crossing my fingers
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