@hipstermermaid
FYI: You can't make rosé by running red wine through a Brita filter.

@hipstermermaid
Sorry to interrupt, but the personal story you're in the middle of telling reminds me of how much I love attention.

@hipstermermaid
I like cheese more than I like most people.

@hipstermermaid
Ugh, I hate social media. (please validate this opinion via social media)

@hipstermermaid
You're either a dog person or a non person.

@hipstermermaid
I’ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.