@iAmSuzieA
Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years

@iAmSuzieA
If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might aswell hit them hard.

@iAmSuzieA
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

@iAmSuzieA
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

@iAmSuzieA
SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

@iAmSuzieA
You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands.