@iamledgin
Hmm, should I try to rip open this box with my bare hands for 20 minutes, or grab scissors & do it in 4 seconds? *starts peeling at tape*

@iamledgin
Maybe middle America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact.

@iamledgin
"LOYO!" -Yoda

@iamledgin
Bill Clinton is getting 10% more southern every five seconds. #DNC #math

@iamledgin
LinkedIn would be richer than Facebook if they charged $200 to never get another email from LinkedIn.

@iamledgin
Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!