Mar 29 Reply Favorite Retweet @imchriskelly "She lived a long, long life. And saw basically nothing." - eulogy for a cat
Feb 7 Reply Favorite Retweet @imchriskelly i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway
Jan 19 Reply Favorite Retweet @imchriskelly hate how my phone sometimes autocorrects haha to hahahahaha. im trying to end a conversation not laugh harder than i ever have in my life.
Oct 1 Reply Favorite Retweet @imchriskelly Just learned that New York's state bird is a guy apologizing for being late because of the trains while holding a brand new coffee.
Sep 23 Reply Favorite Retweet @imchriskelly “Uh oh, that skinny actress looks fat! Aww, that fat actress looks beautiful!” - Red Carpets Part of a collection