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Pretty sure you can see me practicing my "not all Muslims are bad" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park.

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I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, "so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"

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"I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!" - someone with the opposite brain of me

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I once auditioned for "Man Laying Fertilizer" in a commercial, and afterward, they asked me to do it again but to keep in mind hes straight.

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The only time I'm like "maybe god is real" is when I'm eating really really good nachos.

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When I say I'm gonna take a nap, it means I'm gonna go on my computer for three hours.