Tweets by @inthefade added on Fun Tweets.

Mar 29 2010 Retweet
@inthefade
I don't know why I thought Palm Sunday had something to do with masturbation. My apologies to those waiting to use the confessional.
Mar 27 2010 Retweet
@inthefade
Having an intelligent conversation with my 17 year old son. Just kidding. He's making fart noises while I talk about the SATs.
Mar 12 2010 Retweet
@inthefade
When you've got bad hair and a chin zit all you can do is wear a low cut shirt and hope people look you in the tits instead of your face.
Mar 10 2010 Retweet
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What's a nice way to tell someone that you don't want talk while you're working out? It's not "Shut up, asshole." Apparently.
Mar 9 2010 Retweet
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It's only 8:30 am and I've managed to work "rock out with your cock out" into a conversation. This day is already a winner.
Feb 3 2010 Retweet
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Eating that peanut butter cup was better than sex. Believe me, sex with a peanut butter cup isn't that great. They're selfish lovers.
Jan 14 2010 Retweet
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Everything he knows about gynecologist visits he learned from lesbian porn. Which explains why he charged the video camera this morning.
Jan 5 2010 Retweet
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RT = Retweet. PR = Paraphrased tweet. MR = Mangled tweet. Please know which one you are doing and use accordingly.
Jan 4 2010 Retweet
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I'd complain about the bathroom smelling like pine, but I'm sure it's better than whatever smell the pine is covering up.
Dec 7 2009 Retweet
@inthefade
On one hand, your leaving a wadded up Kotex on the bathroom floor is a great appetite suppressant. On the other hand, that's fucking gross.