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Remember when Twitter used to be a service where I could post something like, "Hello, my name is Doctor Toilet" and get a bunch of retweets?

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This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?

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I am the worst writer in the world until I finish writing, at which point I immediately become a goddamn genius. This is relatable content.

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If your family doesn't accept you this Thanksgiving, remember that you will always find acceptance within your JUGGALO FAMILY.

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Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie.

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Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in.

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Next year: Tosh.0scars

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Congratulations to Mumford & Sons for winning six "Golden Banjos" at the 2012 Boring Awards!!!

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Way to go, Bob Schieffer. Not ONE question yet about the issues that affect middle class Juggalos.

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I cannot believe the replacement refs are letting Amanda Bynes drive on the field.

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Whatever, I could walk on the moon if someone gave me a ride there.