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jmabell End Piracy? Great all this economy needs is more unemployed pirates.

Retweet Favorite Jan 18 Submitted by @jmabell

jmabell Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name.

Retweet Favorite Dec 7 2011 Submitted by @jmabell

jmabell Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle rarely tip even when the service is good.

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jmabell How long do you have to be ignorant before you start experiencing bliss?

jmabell “I have a cure for your burning bush." — Moses hitting on the ladies

jmabell Person on this home improvement show said everybody needs "a good screwing surface." Can't argue with that logic.

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