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jmabell Sadly, my day requires pants.
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jmabell Life would be so much easier if it had an unfollow button.
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jmabell Dry humping is not an acceptable substitute for a hug.
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jmabell If you build a person a fire, they'll be warm for a day. Set them on fire & they'll never worry about being warm again.
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jmabell Rehab is for quitters, and Lindsay Lohan is no quitter.
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