Apr 14 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet @jorshuwah Moths must love dying because they get to go towards the light. Ughh I just anthropomorphised moths with unverified human ideas about death.
Mar 30 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet @jorshuwah If my name was Rudolph Spermguzzler I would introduce myself like this: Hi, I'm Rudolph Spermguzzler, sorry if it's a bit of a mouthful.
Mar 26 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet @jorshuwah "I'm running late" makes sense. "I'm running early" makes no sense. "I'm standing impatiently early" makes sense.
Feb 23 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet @jorshuwah I lost my only son today. Ha! Talk about a bad heir day.
Feb 11 2010 Reply Favorite Retweet @jorshuwah Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.