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juliussharpe
In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it.
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"Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying." - 1700s celebrity
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The guy in front of me at the coffee shop just learned Whitney Houston died. He's gonna completely freak out when I tell him about 9/11.
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