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My son announces he is going to empty the dishwasher with the same tone and tenor as if he is off to war.
My son announces he is going to empty the dishwasher with the same tone and tenor as if he is off to war.
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When I empty the dishwasher I do it really loudly, that way my entire family knows when I’m doing God’s work.
When I empty the dishwasher I do it really loudly, that way my entire family knows when I’m doing God’s work.
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Thousands of years of evolution, and yet we still have unwanted body hair, limp handshakes, and vaping.
Thousands of years of evolution, and yet we still have unwanted body hair, limp handshakes, and vaping.
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*drinks a bottle of smartwater* And now we wait...
*drinks a bottle of smartwater* And now we wait...
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Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store
Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store
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Ever have to call someone and get annoyed when they actually answer?
Ever have to call someone and get annoyed when they actually answer?