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Speaking from experience, No More Tears shampoo does not work as advertised if you drop the bottle on a baby's face.
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I accidentally left the "Shake to Shuffle" feature of my iPod turned on during my run and listened to 2,379 songs in 4 miles.
k2bf
I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer.
k2bf
When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of "XXX fun" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman.
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