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May 25 Retweet
@karencreets
Gotta be consistent about working under the influence so coworkers think you're naturally that weird
May 21 Retweet
@karencreets
Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
May 13 Retweet
@karencreets
Drunkenly changed my voicemail to "if you like cheese, press 2. Para Spanish, press cheese. To hear more cheeses, say goooo-DA"