Tweets by @karencreets added on Fun Tweets.

May 25 Retweet
Gotta be consistent about working under the influence so coworkers think you're naturally that weird
May 21 Retweet
Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
May 13 Retweet
Drunkenly changed my voicemail to "if you like cheese, press 2. Para Spanish, press cheese. To hear more cheeses, say goooo-DA"